Anonymous asked:
4,12,15,22,47,53
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Need.
Bananas.
4. I’m looking forward to putting my ass in a lawn chair my toes in the sand not a worry in the world a PBR in my hand.
12. I need a sushi and Chuzo date.
15. Jovial and I ride the line between saint and sinner. My professional judgment comes into question because I find humor over professionalism to be important.
22. My crush is hard to get. She is an obsession. Tall, athletic, intelligent with a hint of self loathing.
47. I like a woman who know when it is time to cut loose and raise some hell, but who can pull it together and teach a class full or rowdy kids Monday through Friday.
53. 1. Biscuits and gravy. 2. Sex in the shower. 3. Thick thighs 4. The attention of a beautiful woman and 5. Adventure.
Anonymous asked:
10,17,20,31,47
10. At midnight last night I was just getting back to my hotel room, in Provo Utah, after watching The new Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom movie.
17. If I could push a button and make someone explode…. bye bye Martin Shkreli.
20. My best physical attribute is my….eyebrows
31. My father passed away last week, I thought that was a fairly horrible experience, so if I could erase a moment from my past that might be it.
47. I would ask my future self… does heaven have a ghetto?
It wasn’t my day. My week. My month. My year. My life. God damn it.
Charles Bukowski (via mrnishe)
“I should’ve died in my 20s. I became successful in my 40s. I became a dad in my 50s. I feel like I’ve stolen a car — a really nice car — and I keep looking in the rearview mirror for flashing lights.”
— Anthony Bourdain
My white elephant gift. I’ve been training for this my entire life.
